S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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