How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
