Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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