Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My dad is sitting where you rode me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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