We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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