it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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