Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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