We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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