I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We were destined to go to rehab together
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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