I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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