i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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