He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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