You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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