After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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