I wish I could punch you in the face.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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