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  (949): View more from California

  She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.

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  (949): She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree. http://tfl.nu/gm08
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.

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  (717): everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve. http://tfl.nu/thtu
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  (949): View more from California

  i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"

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  (949): i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE" http://tfl.nu/e95g
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.

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  (832): i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life. http://tfl.nu/0m3z
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  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.

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  (401): he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/e3p6
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  (407): View more from Florida

  Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.

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  (407): Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama. http://tfl.nu/o21n
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.

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  (443): I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites. http://tfl.nu/mbgc
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING

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  (201): Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING http://tfl.nu/cx17
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Formal letter or email.

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  (647): How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks? (416): Formal letter or email. http://tfl.nu/qlv5
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  (928): View more from Arizona

  it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.

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  (928): it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird. http://tfl.nu/qac5
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  (801): View more from Utah

  What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?

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  (801): What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE? http://tfl.nu/0e68
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.

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  (314): Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails. http://tfl.nu/f7ey
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  (845): View more from New York

  Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway

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  (845): Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway http://tfl.nu/lj9a
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus

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  (913): I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus http://tfl.nu/wt4b
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  (989): View more from Michigan

  I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.

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  (989): I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year. http://tfl.nu/au5f
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