my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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