He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do