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  Well douche your snatch and let's go!

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  Heybabeimwearingurpanties

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol

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  you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on

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• (210): View more from Texas

  this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?

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  bitches.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?

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  Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?

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  Stop reading WebMD high.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.

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  BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother

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• (845): View more from New York

  There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up in a bed of pop tarts

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