I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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