when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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