he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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