You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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