Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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