And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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