We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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