Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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