people are starting to question the shark bite story
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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