Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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