I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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