I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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