what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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