she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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