i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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