Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
