my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She's the barista slut.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
