im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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