I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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