I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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