Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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