i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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