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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.

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• (619): View more from California

  I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room

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