Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.