Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.