everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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