Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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