Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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