its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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