she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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