Sponge bath it is.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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