Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
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Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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