love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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