I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Life is so much better after having sex.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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