I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
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You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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