Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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