yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
