but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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