what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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