Me too!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Sext me about skeletons
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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